The Heavyhearted Haikuist
Five, Seven, and Five. / The Strict Laws of the Haiku. / Like I'm in a Cage.
Sunday, January 31, 2010
XXV
Was taking a nap.
Cat on chest staring at me.
Going to hotel.
XXIV
Tried to be friendly.
Fluffy Bootsie not amused.
Ball of yarn in shreds.
XXIII
Rescued cat from pound.
Stop looking at me like that.
And licking your lips...
Saturday, January 30, 2010
XXII
Fortune from cookie.
"This week will bring you great joy."
Why do cookies lie?
Friday, January 29, 2010
XXI
Got number from girl.
Called now, too happy to wait.
Suicide hotline.
XX
Date was going well
But computer kept crashing.
Must reload The Sims.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
XIX
Girl at traffic light.
Thought maybe you were flirting.
EMTs said stroke.
XVIII
Thinking about dad.
Feeling a little concerned.
Who did we bury?
XVII
Got a call from dad.
Said he's ashamed of his son.
Thought he died last year.
XVI
Just saw my ex, Brie.
Her boyfriend pointed and laughed.
He seems really cool.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
XV
Decided to sleep.
I'm sure my phone will wake me.
Making friends is hard.
XIV
John didn't come back.
Guards kicked me off the subway.
I'll wait by the phone.
XIII
Named my new friend John.
Wondering when he'll be back.
He must like 'N Sync.
XII
Finally woke up.
Crusted blood covers my face.
I miss my new friend.
XI
Made friend on subway.
Saw that I had an iPod.
"Mugged" is a strong word.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
X
My snowman was crushed.
Coal and carrot in the snow.
Girl scouts can be cruel.
IX
Checked my messages.
Blockbuster clerk used choice words.
Crying dulls the pain.
VIII
Coworkers found this.
They tell me I'm so funny.
They think it's a joke.
VII
Surfing the channels
Infomercial for home gym
My abs are sub-par.
VI
Waiting at cafe.
Servers know I've been stood up.
Guess I'll have dessert.
V
Antidepressants
Just seem to make me randy.
Wait...took the wrong pills.
IV
Sometimes through the night
I can hear a baby laugh
I know it's at me.
III
Just checked my Email
Seems I have a follower
Will you be my friend?
II
Tried to be fancy--
Made a soufflé but it burned.
Cried myself to sleep.
I
Started a new blog.
Realized that nobody cares.
I am sad today.
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