LXII

Got a new roommate.
Couldn't afford rent alone.
Two swirlies today.

LXI

I've not updated.

Sincerest apologies.

StarCraft 2 beta.

♣

My therapist tends to argue,
I should no longer write in haiku.
"It's why you're depressed
"And so often stressed."
To her I must say "screw you."

LX

Walking through the park.

Frisbee hits me in the arm.

Only five can play.

LIX

New tenant next door.
Didn't mean to offend you.
"Gene" is unisex.

LVIII

Got rid of the cat.

Can sense it was a mistake.

It knows where I live.

LVII

Went on the "dare date".
She went to powder her nose.
How long should that take?

LVI

Counting down the days.
Will soon be with you again.
Wii in for repair.

LV

Had a little hope.

Without 'stache, girl asked me out.

It was on a dare.

LIV

I shaved off the 'stache.
Am feeling more confident.
No screaming mothers.

LIII

At the DMV.
Girl wouldn't take my photo.
"Lose the mustache, creep."

LII

Couldn't update blog.

No WiFi in hospital.

Re-thinking the cat.