LXXI

Roommate went to work.
Didn't think he had a job.
He should pay some rent.

LXX

Midnight knock on door.
Roommate lost keys so walked home.
"Where'd you leave my car?"

LXIX

That's the final straw.
Really must evict him soon.
Spock's better than Kirk.

LXVIII

Roommate's date at door.
Had to stop her from leaving.
Told her he's not me.

LXVII

Bathroom tissue gone.
I know it was my roommate.
'Cause he mummied me.

LXVI

Answered ringing phone.
Girl asked if I'm free tonight.
"...This is his roommate."

LXV

Girl across the hall.
Been in love with you for years.
Roommate scored a date.

LXIV

Rosemary Chicken.

So juicy, fragrant, and bold.

My roommate ate you.

LXIII

So happy today.
A girl finally said yes.
Yeah right; April Fool's.