LI

Grocery store clerk.

Next time I'll do self check-out.

It's less judgmental.

L

Girl asked me the time.
Showed her on my Vulcan watch.
She's busy all week.

XLIX

I've had friends before.

They all seem to "move away".

I see them around.

XLVIII

Found out some bad news.

A co-worker named Dyson.

He was not amused.

XLVII

Hickey still on me.
Guy asked me my girlfriend's name.
Panicked--said Dyson.

XLVI

U.S. - Canada.

Waited all week for this match.

...TV bill not paid.

XLV

Bully not at work.
Relieved; won't be hurt today.
Guess she has the flu.

XLIV

Saw guy with hickey.

Am feeling a bit jealous.

Where is my vacuum?

XLIII

My sandwich tastes bland.
Crusty bread and much too dry.
I should stop dreaming.

XLII

Mom gave me advice.
If you set a goal, aim high.
You'll fail anyway.

XLI

Watching Olympics.

Seth Wescott wins gold again.

Mom wants him for son.

XL

Got a Valentine.

"Thinking of you on this day."

I sent it last week.

XXXIX

Yelling in my face.

Say that I should be fired.

Sir, I don't work here.

XXXVIII

Back to work today.

My locker was all cleaned out.

They thought I was dead.

XXXVII

Woke up with a cold.
Decided to call in sick.
"Who are you again?"

XXXVI

Called up PBS.
Don't have money to donate.
Just wanted to chat.

XXXV

A great game last night.
Too bad I bet on the Colts.
I owe me five bucks.

XXXIV

Superbowl Sunday

Lots of places I could go.

Just need an invite.

XXXIII

Cut off my big toe.

Called mom hoping for a ride.

She's really busy.

XXXII

Cops killed John today.

He seemed to have other friends.

Want my iPod back.

XXXI

Your face moves my soul.

Keeping me from my slumber.

Clowns freaking scare me.

XXX

Went to the doctor.
Need a kidney to survive.
But Brie wants hers back.

XXIX

Mom's playing a joke.

Changed all the locks on her house.

Wish I brought a coat.

XXVIII

Girl smiled at me.
Wasn't sure how to react.
Next time I won't scream.

XXVII

Birthday wish this year.
For someone to remember.
Wishes don't come true.

XXVI

Boss called my cell phone.
Asked why I wasn't at work.
I've been here since eight.