LXXVIII

Wanting to get fit.

Asked Room to help me get ripped.

Need new pair of pants.

LXXVII

Room went to the gym.
Wonder when he's coming back.
Locked me in my room.

LXXVI

Rejection letters.
Fill my inbox with regret.
eHarmony shame.

LXXV

Got the day off work.

Guess that's the silver lining.

Mace is strong these days.

LXXIV

Elevator stuck.
Pretty girl asks for comfort.
Bad day to have gas.

LXXIII

Tried out Room's nickname.
Problem is, he's hard to read.
Bruising: good or bad?

LXXII

Nicknamed roommate "Room"
Missed his name when we first met.
Bit late to ask now.