CI

Playing Dragon Age.

Actually got a girl.

Games can't see my face.

C

Candle in the Wind.

Perfect choice for the service.

Farewell, Charmander.

XCIX

"Vin Diesel plays, too."

The fists punch me regardless.

Dungeons and Dragons.

XCVIII

Five dollar footlong.

Each side different toppings.

Pretend I've a wife.

XCVII

Holiday shopping.
Each year becomes easier.
Each year's list, shorter.

XCV

Christmas time is near.
Not allowed near mistletoe.
Way to bathroom blocked.

XCIV

Knuckle sandwiches.
Someday I'll get to taste one.
Not punched in the face.